Opinions on Tissues

Scholars concur that tissues play an critical role in our society. From the common cold to heartbreak they are a very necessary item in our everyday lives.

However there exists a problem with the way portable tissues have been normalised in our society.

Namely these packets:

The problem with this packet will be clear to anyone who has been forced to use them. There are too little tissues. The packet above has a capacity of 4 tissues. This consequently leads to a plethora of problems such as poor hygiene habits which comes from reusing snotty tissues and even hostile personality traits. These hostile personality traits come about because people are no longer likely to share their tissues, they are mad because of the nose blowing experience or angry because they were forced to hold on to their tissue due to its scarcity and have washed their clothes, with tissue in pocket.

Fortunately, there is a solution I have encountered independently which are these tissues:

(Enlarged for optimal appreciation.)

After transitioning to these tissues I have noticed previous symptoms of annoyance are gone because I can use my tissues more liberally.

A common objection I get from people is that this tissue packet is not as small enough. And then I look around and see people carrying their phones, wallets, reusable cups and bags and somehow forget what they were saying.

Even if this were true and at full capacity the tissue packet is not small enough, due to the flexible profile and thinner plastic and tissues I have found that the packet at about 10 tissues can be rolled to the same size as the ‘normal’ pocket packet.

All this becomes even more shocking when we look at the price points of each of these tissues.

This whole time I have been relatively quiet about my opinion on these tissues because in my mind it didn’t matter if the majority of people went along in their ignorant ways however, I find it difficult to ignore this pressing problem now because they are becoming less and less avalible and now I am being forced to go to selected stores to buy them.

So this is my plead, to you good reader to create demand for these superior tissues so that we can have a happier, hygienic and more generous society.